I chuckled when I saw this article about a 16 year old in Iceland who decided to call the President....on his private/uber-secure (heh) phone line!
Introducing himself as Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson, the actual president of Iceland, Atlason found President George W. Bush's allegedly secret telephone number and phoned, requesting a private meeting with him. "I just wanted to talk to him, have a chat, invite him to Iceland and see what he'd say," Vífill told ABC News.
Personally, I would have gone for the old Prince Albert in a can joke....