So over the weekend, I was informed that we are greeting the new year the old fashioned way: a diet. The wife's trainer gave us this crash diet that is supposed to take off 10 lbs a week. We're going to give it a go.
Here are the Vegas odds:
15-1: I lose the 10 lbs I put on over the holidays
10-1: I bust the diet within the first three days
1-1: I follow the diet just enough that i'm miserable and I cheat on the diet just enough so i lose no weight
Happy new year. ugh.